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[JOKE] War Story, Lost In The Woods And Money Above Life

JOKE 1 : The War Story

In an English class, the teacher asks students to write an essay.

Question: If you were at war, would you like to write a story about your past experiences?

James probably didn’t write. Confused, the professor went to James’ table and asked him why he wasn’t writing. β€œI was killed as soon as the war started,” James replied.

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JOKE 2: Lost In The Woods

Jack and his two friends (Charles and Leo) are lost in the woods. They stayed there for a few weeks and one day they saw a magical light. Ginny will come out if you shoot her. Genie says, “I can only give you three needs, so anyone can meet that need.” Charles once said: β€œI miss my family, my wife and my life because I have been imprisoned here for so long. I just want to go home. “Puck !!! Here we go. And Leo thought and said, ‘I don’t want to die here. This place is boring! I want to go home too. “Puck !!! She’s gone. So Jack, who suddenly became very lonely, said, “I want my friends to be here.”

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Joke3 : Money Above Life

Leo has had a big accident with his new car. A nearby police officer rushed to the scene and rescued them. “This man’s car hit my car!” This car cost 6 million naira! Now my car is completely lost! The officer shook his head in astonishment. Your hand is severed. β€œLeo looked up at his bloodied arm and said, ‘Oh my God !!! Where are my gold watch and my ring !! He shouted.

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